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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/xxl

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I haven’t dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/watch-2

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Hope this insight ruins you as much as it ruined me.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-5

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The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/funeral

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Actually for me you can get it down to an eyeroll and a tired sigh.

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www.oglaf.com/noregrets/

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Self-attack is the best form of self-defense.

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Crimes of the heart. Also, regular crimes.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/reactions

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Meanwhile the Engineers are just lighting themselves on fire to see what happens.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/toad

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Pretty pleased with panel 2.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/break

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I’m having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/long-2

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Also I have very revealing undergarments but not in an attractive way.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt-3

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Back when I was in art school, we believed in this with all our hearts.

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cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/46491242

www.oglaf.com/knightsandknaves/

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Deadly guardians! Nasty drafts!

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It’s amazing how many kitchen uses there are for a sphere of annihilation.

cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/46096987

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gift

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It’s the one time this sort of thing worked.

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cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/46044720

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/all-right

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He’s only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice.

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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/in

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With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades.

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cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/45744344

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2

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This isn’t a metaphor. Just a story about a roach.

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