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Shared in Comic Strips@lemmy.world 4 days ago

Future [SMBC]

cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/47147173

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-5
Alt text
The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.
Bonus panel

0/2000

wittymcusername@lemmy.zip 2 days ago

Some of those guys in The Godfather already had big titties.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 days ago

Honestly, I’d be okay with this future if that was all that happened. Living in a big tittied hellscape sounds a lot better than shitty ad filled hellscape.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 days ago

Oops! Each one of those is two hours long with an ad break every forty-five seconds. And at the end, it turns out that it was all product placement.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 days ago

In the end, isn’t it about the ads we saw along the way?

Thorry@feddit.org 4 days ago

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 days ago

Thanks, i hate it. I’d like to do a return on this comment.

Two9A@lemmy.world 4 days ago

Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.

Aralakh@lemmy.ca 4 days ago

Cursed 💀

CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 4 days ago

You’ll find that GanDDalf is by definition, blessed.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 days ago

The Godfather would say “big naturals edition” b/c those old school mafioso types would have some pride in the old ways

Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 days ago

“Ayy check out da broad wit da big naturals”

“Vinnie it’s 2026 nobody says ‘broad’ anymore no cap frfr”

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 days ago

So no to plastic surgery to make your boobs bigger but yes to plastic surgery to make your vagina smaller?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 days ago

Now you’re getting it

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 days ago

Fake boobs? Forgetta-bout-it 🤌

Sundray@lemmus.org 4 days ago

Some might say that $785 billion in debt isn’t worth it, but it’s a small price to pay for big tiddies.

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world 4 days ago

I really liked “The Empire Strikes Back where Big-Tittied Yoda Fights the Big-Tittied Exogorth”.

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 days ago

ceenote@lemmy.world 4 days ago

What’s wrong with the X-men driving racecars?

multifariace@lemmy.world 3 days ago

That is the part I would exclude for sure. Nobody wants a Fastest and Furriest in cars.

wjrii@lemmy.world 4 days ago

And, I mean, the first part is just source-accurate.

venusaur@lemmy.world 4 days ago

Go a step further. The movie is generated in real-time by consolidating and averaging the will of the people in the theatre.

It may start out as big tittied X-Men, but then people get bored and maybe want it to shift to something else, then when there are no ideas, or no good ideas, Ben Affleck fills in the gaps.

TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 3 days ago

As a texture.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago

Just build the movie from the collected feeds of whatever the audience is scrolling through at that moment.

Doomscroll the movie coming to a data collection center theater near you.

CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago

It’s not the future humanity needs right now, but it’s the one it deserves. 🦇