8 hours ago

Today I watched a shiny black Suburban with limo-tinted windows try to beat a guy on a Harley chopper trying to beat him to the single-lane merge around an uphill corner, with the bike barely scooting past on the right, who was then tailgated by the Burban through the winding road as we were all behind a work van driving sensibly anyway so neither was going anyplace any faster. Just douchebag games.

Fuck some people.
But from about 500 feet back.

0/2000

Hot Dog Water@mstdn.plus 8 hours ago

Shit, that's right.
The high-chair Silverado pickup truck that was ahead of me in the drive-thru, was so impotently tall, the passenger got fucking out to read the menu like it was an indoor thing. She was standing there on the curb like it was the counter.
Then I saw her lean aaaaall the way back over again to see after getting back in, at which point the dude driving said "we'll come inside."