I am old and ridiculous. I wait a few seconds to make sure my whole text made it before closing my phone. Like a fax.

Today I watched a shiny black Suburban with limo-tinted windows try to beat a guy on a Harley chopper trying to beat him to the single-lane merge around an uphill corner, with the bike barely scooting past on the right, who was then tailgated by the Burban through the winding road as we were all behind a work van driving sensibly anyway so neither was going anyplace any faster. Just douchebag games.

Fuck some people.
But from about 500 feet back.

Gahdamn.
There still exists on 8mm film, footage of me at toddler-age vainly trying to fill a few oceans back-in one sand shovel at a time, and I think even Lake Michigan, because fuck sharks and water I can't see all the monsters in.

That is exactly what these shots look like of bulldozers trying push back the planet's hunger, one scoop-hill at a time, just hoping it's enough to let those first structures suck-up the brunt of the waves as long as they can.
I get it, you gotta try.
But, damn.

To all the vatos with badges: your shitty white partners are letting you still-do their work, like they did the humans you chased through strawberry fields for them, until it's done and you're all that's left to 'remigrate' for them. They WILL cuff you, dudes.

All that machismo and Holy Roman stoicism are blinding you to the destruction of your own families.

Never trust Whitey, I think the phrase goes. And you ain't him.

Some trashbag dads and moms raised a couple punk chump racist dummies to be Florida cops who are theatened by a 3 year old kicking a ball.

I'm amazed that one good ol boy was able to keep his cop hands in his cop pockets, instead of fingering his gunfriend.

What losers. Florida cops. Nothing but DEI hires. Dumbass Emotional Ignorants.

The holy fuckups obsessed over a 'trans agenda' to overtake the world, heartily and financially support Israel in genocide and torture and rape and 'post-birth abortions' of Palestinian children in a naked takeover of the Middle East.

These people are not opposition. They are insane on a functional level to the point they get appointed to the Supreme Court.
And now here we are.

The species is broken, going all-the-way-back.
Yet we latch onto Drs. Drew and Joyce Brothers to say we're alright.

Someone arsoned Hitler's clifftop Nazi house in Bavaria. They say the hero has mental issues.
Based on that? That hole should've been torched by Holocaust survivors. Instead, Bibi will probably renovate now.

It only occurred to me about 15 years ago that Boss Hogg's bar on The Dukes of Hazard, The Crow's Nest, was probably named after Adolf Hitler's shitty treehouse.

You can Pollyanna this shit until it comes knocking on your door, but American DON'T learn.

"ZOMG! Brazil isn't shit by 1%! That's amazing work! Now the world will heal!"

Naw.

Yesterday I heard 1 woman walking with her young daughter, by another woman handing-out packets on voting and voting rights, who chided the voting advocate to leave because "It's probably not legal for you to do that here."

America is most assuredly NOT going to change by example.
And Jesus fucks the rest up.

You should definitely end pro sports if you're expecting changes.

This isn't learning.

They get their jollies every time someone says oligarch. If a poor-ass coined words they'd be called ass goblins.
They love titles.
We keep feeding them and wondering why we're starving.
Gotta take everything away that they need to feel wanted.
Titles give them ownership.

But that means giving-up all kinds of 'heroes'. So, no-go.

Lotta people already losing their goddamned minds, and perspective.

They think the Mids are a Dem slide.
And that they've solved fascism.
Then they'll get pissy because they're reminded that any progress today is only a beginning of DECADES of just catching-back-the-fuck-up.

Do they really think they get to take a breath? Even IF it's a win for enough Ds to scare the Nazis?

Cripes.

Years of clawing back to 2015, and then so much more.

Today's vibe is The Bobby Lees.

Furthermore, if you get joy from ai amalgamations, I believe there is something not-okay in you.

I think Stephen King would totally be-into developing a cartoon called 'Kids of the Cob' with me, about baby versions of Isaac and Malachi. Like Muppet Babies, except that we have your woman, outlander.
He Who Walks Behind The Rows could send them on a wacky new sacrifice adventure each week.

So nunna these fuckers taking their kids to the ocean to watch it eat the land, are even considering the danger by trying get selfies on the crackling edges of docks, boardwalks, and beaches?

Child abuse by-stupid-camera-fuck.

Movies I mainline nearly every Fall:

The Goonies
When Harry Met Sally
Bebe's Kids
American Werewolf in London
Carpenter's The Thing

I mean, there's others. But those are the fer shures.

Our ballots have been received and verified.
The holy pedo mayonnaise people are cheating.

What if it was Saudi Aruba instead and they were just wealthy with the funk?