
The lookup table

Thought todayās smbc comic was too funny not to share. Source


Thought todayās smbc comic was too funny not to share. Source

10²ā°ā°ā° is about 27¹ā“ā°ā°, so they can fit all questions/prompts up to cca 1400 characters.
If we know theyāre English (despite KIBBLEGIGGZIPZ being in the LUT), whose compression is capped to around 1.0 - 1.2 bits per character, itās some 5500-6800 characters.
They did the math
I donāt get the last sentence.
Dear God, I pray for a '; update responses_lookup_table set response = āNew commandment: thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza.ā; ā
I know this is a joke/meme, but it bothers me. It makes people not understand how flavors interact. Sweet, salty, and savory is a perfect combo. Iām not the biggest fan of pineapple on pizza, but itās because I donāt care much for pineapple, but the flavor combo is great.
People need to get over themselves and try new things with an open mind, and they also need to learn how to create great flavors by combining different flavors.
I was super confused there for a minute. Lol.
It isnāt named after Hawaii, it is named after a brand of pineapple that a Greek Canadian, named Sotirios āSamā Panopoulos used. I love his Canadian invention.

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~Careful now. We might have beef.~
You said we need beef pineapple pizza? Got it, working on it right away.
I would go to hell for this.
Upvote for the joke, but pineapple pizza slaps. So good.
I will sin without repentance and gladly endure whatever hell awaits me rather than abide this tyranny.

That would literally make every response that commandment. There will be no other responses. Look up reality? The only reality that exists is No pineapple on pizza.

Enlightenment
Exactly! Until I decide to do another SQL injection to change the response to ātabs shalt thou indent thine code with and never spacesā or āI hereby decree dogs rule and cats drool.ā
I am so sorry that you javelin poor taste in food.
They will take away our pineapple pizza!
Whoa wtf heathen.
10^2000 isnāt even that big though? Thatās maybe 1500 English words or so.
Looks like the current votes in this thread donāt really appreciate just how fast total permutations of large sets grow. Itās one of the few things that can dwarf that number for the total number of atoms in the observable universe.
i mean i didnāt do a very good job explaining what i meant by that either. could be i just assumed this is something everyone knows (i work in tech, so this is something i am too familiar with).
I donāt understand the punchline
God is a thinking being, but he/she (it?) is being an ass to the angel implying that theyāre a computer.

God AI āphilosophersā are such a wanky bunch. And apparently racist to boot!
Seems like a pretty stupid argument. If I sat in a room and wrote what a native speaker told me to write, I wouldnāt understand the conversation, but the native speaker would. How is that different than doing what an LLM says?
Too bad the data turned him into a narcissist, where already the first commandments are about satisfying his narcissism.
After that the Bible shows that God is extremely vengeful and lacks a moral compass, personality traits you can also see in Trump.
Maybe thatās why the Christian right loves Trump so much? They think being a selfish psychopathic narcissist reflects the personality of the Christian God of the Bible.
Okay then, itās supposed to be a joke.
Yes and itās a pretty good one. The reference I make is about AI chatbots early on turned racist and bigoted in mere days, probably most famously one Microsoft made.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chatbot)
Iām sorry if you feel I ruined the joke.

What movie is this?

Its from a popular we series called āThe Amazing Digital Circusā. Which, despite what the name and art style would imply, is actually not targeted for children and is very good.

Oh, that was a good one.