Yeah, the news Ive been hearing is banks have been cutting off their digital systems to LLM agents.

Also banks have been quitly offloading debt they undersigned for data center buildout, but that’s a different issue.

Other finance gurus have pointed to the fact that AI agents might simply go haywire, regardless of what they’ve been instructed to do.

“You’re assuming they’re going to act properly on your behalf and they may not,” JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon told a room full of economists and financial experts in Chicago earlier this month. “You can’t stop it. You just have to, like, manage the hell out of it.”

Jamie fucking Dimon having a sensible take on AI was not on my bingo card for 2026

The banks are circling like vultures waiting for the next huge SOCIALISTIC payout to bail their asses out. 2007-2008 repeat! They made their money and will own the property after the shit hits the fan.

If only there was some sort of institution whose job was to review the viability of investments. Maybe they’re supposed to determine when a company might become profitable before giving them financial backing to buy hardware that hasn’t been manufactured to be put in a data center that hasn’t been built to sell access to models at a loss that will be obsolete in 6 months by competitors.

Really. An untested and unregulated service runs with no profit or plan for profitability and the banks are only now asking who is driving this.

Welcome to reality very late! We will take it for the companies for no reason once again.

Preparing by making sure the shareholders will get a boat load of money paid for by the rest of us

I’m astonished that anyone would trust their bank login to a chatbot. But if you read the article, the banks aren’t worried about depositors loosing money, they’re worried about AI getting a better deal for their customers.

Can’t touch this!

Banks preparing for the catastrophe they gladly helped fund.