


It’s always fun to see post like this.
I hope you like the name of the variety “Mini Love”, I named it and made the decision to launch it from the breeding program to commercialization.
A few fun things about the variety.
The variety was created in Thailand by a naughty young plant breeder who ignored managements directions and had a bit of fun. Management was quite annoyed with me when I launched it as the breeders very first commercial variety. Genetically it’s a tropically adapted hybrid variety with excellent tolerance to fungi.
It has several dwarf genes that decreases the plant size by around 50% versus traditional watermelons. Most other personal sized watermelons are on massive vines that look like a hedge at the end of the season.
The first customer was a large greenhouse that sold plants into the UK. They liked the variety because it grafted very well onto Cucubita maxima x C. moschata rootstock. It also set fruit and matured very early and was one of the few watermelons that could survive in the UK.
The name was almost rejected in the E.U. because using descriptors of the variety is prohibited in the naming. A quick thinking young lady in admin managed to convince them the “mini” didn’t refer to its size (it totally did), but to small love (emotion). Pretty shitty argument in my opinion but they fell for it.
Do they do well in hydroponics?
No watermelon does really well in hydroponics. They can tolerate it but they don’t really like it.
Wow! Mr. or Ms. Mini Love themsef!
Yes on resistance to fungus - I spray it once, mid-season, with dilute elemental copper and that’s all. And yep, almost a hundred fruit in 400 sq feet of garden, I’ve grown it before but this year just let it take over, it was too dry for okra, which is the usual winner in summer here.
What’s ironic is the variety was bred for the high intensity production in Thailand. They seed one plant per 1 sq ft. They only harvest 1 fruit per plant.

Need a collective noun for watermelon… With your pic, perhaps a rack of watermelon (sideboard of watermelon)
A rack of watermelon is so funny because boobs. I vote for that.
Next year also trying piel del sapo but historically every other melon or squash is only a trap crop, and these Mini Love survive - bugs hit them too but they grow so fast still get many (and delicious) melons.
Piel de sapo (Toad Skin) is from the arid regions of Spain. Commonly grown in the Almeria region under greenhouses. The old OP variety is susceptible to just about everything. Some of the newer varieties are more disease resistant. They are 100% grafted in Spain because of widespread MNSV in the soil. So they have some pretty shitty root systems.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_necrotic_spot_virus
You might have better luck with a canaries melon. They are often grown in tropical regions and tend to be a bit more resistant to fungal diseases.
If you have severe cucumber or squash beetle infestation, look into some netting. Of course under netting fungal diseases are much worse.

Perfect. My innocent mind never went in that direction… (so disappointed in myself)
Nice haul! Not many places you can grow Watermelon without critters getting to them before ripeness.