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Imagine being woken up at sunrise by a big cock every morning.

would upvote but also cocks are assholes, i don’t want one of those in my apartment
I gave my love a chicken
Well, if you write “need a man with a big cock” in your tinder bio, that’s what you get.
I just have “if you like massive dicks you’ll love my personality “

kinda ambiguous

Okay, but if a guy gave me a bouquet of chicken, I’d have that face, too.

What about a bouquet of chicken nuggets?
Bock-et
I love the idea - chickens are hella adorable, but! I have seen this image with so many dofferent things inside the bouquet: Chocolate, art supplies, knitting yarns. Basicly anything except flowers and with slightly different people that I am inclined to ask if anyone knows the original? Was this is a trend, is the picture photoshoppend or AI generated?
Chickens are adorable? Have you ever been around chickens?
Ye lots, that’s why I like them :)
I have chickens, they are adorable. Dumb as a box of hair with no survival instinct, but adorable :)
I’ve got some buff orpintons which have very fluffy pants on, I’ve got two blue splash with puffy fluff cheeks, a silver lace wyandotte who had her best formalwear on, and some olive eggers which are your standard chicken looking chicken, but they are super friendly whoch makes them cute too!
He wants to show her his pecker.

Pecker makes it sound small. That’s a massive cock.
She’ll be thoroughly clucked.

If someone came to my door and gave that to me I would propose tot hem on the spot
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That’s a rooster, isn’t it? So he’s giving her his cock?
Flowers and dinner is always a good idea

Pika had a black tail!

yeah chickens have many qualities, but certainly “stealth” ain’t one.
With some minor adaptations, step 1 can still be “cut a hole in the box”